So whenever you wanna grab a smoke, or hit golf balls, or whatever…
THE VERY LONG LIST OF AWESOME LADIES ON TV: Scarlett O’Connor [Nashville]I wanted to thank you. You changed my life that night at the bluebird. And if I’m gonna lose someone, I’m glad it’s not you.
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
dude it’s colonel sanders where the fuck’s the chicken?
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